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-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
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It's a .88 magnum -- it goes through schools.
-- Danny Vermin
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[Peter has accidentally unleashed the 10 plagues]
Peter: There has to be some explanation for this.
Brian: You want an explanation? [slaps Peter]
Brian: GOD [slaps Peter]
Brian: IS [slaps Peter]
Brian: PISSED.
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Disobedience: The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
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Humor in the Court:
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: Yes, I have been since early childhood.
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"I suppose you expect me to talk."
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."
-- Goldfinger
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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Too much of everything is just enough.
-- Bob Wier
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