"As a man you can't pretend that Danny D isn't out banging b1tches, you have to come to terms with it, you know you have to!" — Benjamin Franklin

1. “I’ve been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It’s a tower, and it’s leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.” — Danny DeVito

2. “Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.” — Danny DeVito

3. “We don’t even know if we’re in this room. We could be in a turtle’s dream in outer space.” — Danny DeVito

4. “Fill me up with cream. Turn me into cannoli.” — Danny DeVito

5. “I think of all the characters that I’ve ever played, they’re always about five feet tall.” — Danny DeVito

6. “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” — Danny DeVito