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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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hello. i'm urg.

-i'm urg

Mr. Bossington:
I write to you under the most concerning of circumstances. I have been advised that you may be an expert on the following matters, but if I have been mistaken, please disregard this letter, and accept my most sincere apologies for disrupting your busy schedule.

It has come to my attention from my research associates that you may be I'm Urg. This comes as quite a shock to me for reasons I will explain later. If you are not, I'm Urg, but Urg, this could be a breakthrough in our laboratory. It is my understanding that I am You are G, and simultaneously not I'm Urg, but Urg seems to not exist.

Please let me know if you have any experience in this matter. It is entirely possible that I do not exist. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
You are G

Dear Fudge Tree,

A chocolate bunny
Soller wanted elf bowling
Phleg ruined it all

The bunny got ate.
Soller's tummy hurt real bad
Phleg killed the bunny

You're the prettiest princess.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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