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gally 16 Jul, 2016 @ 9:30am 
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/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
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gally 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:07pm 
╔═════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong UK ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ who don’t need no EU ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════╝
gally 13 Mar, 2016 @ 9:11am 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Easypapi 1 Mar, 2015 @ 6:37am 
Isn't this like girly teeny music? Like that music 10 year olds listen to and rub their pinks?
gally 7 Feb, 2015 @ 4:37pm 
a meme is like an abstract feeling rather than a physical, exact phenomena. When I think of what others call a "meme," I think of what my cat (thats right, my cat) feels when I grind down on the can opener ripping apart a new can of tuna. When I click on a link, Im like the cat. The sound of that click, instead of the grinding of a can opener. Instead of tuna, a meme. Im sitting on the floor, stairing at my computer screen, begging, just begging.....for the meme. The dopamine is released, I may expunge a slight chuckle, a little laugh, the meme. the meme. a meme. That is a meme.
Baernt 20 Apr, 2014 @ 7:35am 
Happy easter mayn :demoticon:
gally 11 Feb, 2014 @ 4:25am 
It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life. I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the PENIS and big in the grossly overweight stomach.
gally 11 Feb, 2014 @ 4:25am 
The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures. I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my PENIS defeat the purpose.
gally 11 Feb, 2014 @ 4:24am 
The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less. Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand. I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.
gally 22 Jan, 2014 @ 10:04am 
So I found out from my first hand job that if a girl still plays with it after and orgasm it's amazing... But also if she keeps at it long enough (15 seconds) I have a sudden urge to piss violently and it comes out uncontrollably. It's almost like a 2nd orgasm. Ever since then after masterbation I go into to the bathroom rub the head of my ♥♥♥♥ and have a Super orgasm piss... Does anybody else do this?
not alex 4 Jan, 2014 @ 5:48pm 
Oh thanks. <3
swiftY 4 Jan, 2014 @ 12:58pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Guyovich 4 Jan, 2014 @ 5:00am 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 gayest ♥♥♥♥♥ you know...
If you get back 5 you're a raging ♥♥♥♥. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Just Duckeh 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:42am 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Baernt 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:32am 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 ugliest Girls you know... 8)
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Rob 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:30am 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Joe 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:17am 
[T-A!] Rob! 5 minutes ago Delete
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
ROBTHEGREAT 4 Jan, 2014 @ 3:09am 
haha aww you cutie
biskos 3 Jan, 2014 @ 5:58pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
not alex 31 Dec, 2013 @ 5:45am 
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happy new year!!!~
not alex 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:37pm 
★˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★Merry*★* 。*˛.
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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛ .
not alex 14 Dec, 2013 @ 9:33pm 
:crate:
Sfs 10 Mar, 2013 @ 5:53am 
Hey, we are available for tonight if its even possible :)
Caboose 25 Dec, 2012 @ 9:31am 
Merry Christmas and a Happy new year!
Konty 24 Sep, 2012 @ 8:09am 
+ rep
gally 22 Jun, 2012 @ 4:16pm 
or not
gally 22 Jun, 2012 @ 4:16pm 
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\___\___/ its a penis :D
AngeloMerte 29 Apr, 2012 @ 1:23am 
ich dich auch <3
gally 14 Apr, 2012 @ 2:35am 
penis
Rokai 4 Jul, 2011 @ 1:24am 
TICKETS!
Maximoose 3 Jul, 2011 @ 2:48am 
GET ON THE POINT! DEFEND AT ALL COSTS! *sits back and watches single medic run into a deathtrap*
Woodsy87 17 Dec, 2010 @ 5:31am 
you slag
FrDeerhands 6 Oct, 2010 @ 6:17am 
Rob sucks
Rob 2 Sep, 2010 @ 3:30am 
Hey number 1