Recent reviews by The Big Dawg

You literally don't do anything. You click start, basically minimize the window, and let it run. But that's not actually why I'm against recommending you play this free game.

The final achievement is going for 50 hours which does register, but at the same time, the game crashes and there's a leaderboard that doesn't update when it does crash. So, after hours and hours of attempts before I realized how the storage of your time works, I've now got a save at one second before the game crashes in the hopes that maybe it won't this time...

My point there is that no matter what you do, you'll never top the leaderboard until it gets fixed, which it doesn't look like it ever will. So don't bother in the first place.

I haven't won once, but I keep coming back. Best strat I've found so far: Bed on Red, spin everything that doesn't let you bet on Red, hope for that one badge that freezes Black pockets so you can only land in Red.

Good concept. Could use more...like...to do? But it's a good idle game that doesn't take up a lot of screen space.

Game is fun with friends, boring alone. It's also hell trying to stay fed and hydrated but that's part of the fun.

It's obviously trying too hard to be a Stanley Parable pastiche, but fails at entertaining. It's not...like...BAD bad, but there's one achievement where you sot for an hour to let a timer drop, and another for making 124 loops. I suggest using Cheat Engine for the speedhack feature dropping the timer to be a few minutes (and it helps complete the loops faster too). It's more "meh" than "don't play".

Fun, but not worth the full price. I should have waited for a sale. You should too.

There is no spoon. I mean, game.

It's free, but still don't bother.

I'd guess that nineteen of the twenty hours of gameplay record is me trying to get one of the secrets which requires frame-specific jumps, which is not something the game normally has. If I had paid money for this I would be arguing for a refund based on this. There's also one semi-challenging bossfight which isn't really and one platforming section which is in serious need of checkpoints. Just skip the game entirely.

Yes. Just, yes.