Recent reviews by Mr. Jay

very rough around the edges but still an enjoyable experience. if you're into murder mysteries, particularly the danganronpa series, and are a furry, this is a nice little game. though admittedly there are a lot of parts that felt anticlimactic, it's still worth seeing through. Herrin my beloved.

Flavor of the Month Review:
Game is just okay. The feeling of leveling up is fun, but combat is incredibly stale and repetitive. It has some crazy stupid design choices and I can't imagine a world where anybody would actually be playing this if it wasn't for the furry tits.

Cautious recommend only to those who are interested in this genre of gameplay, or to those who are massive gooners.

With no exaggeration, this is easily one of the best video games I've played in a long time.

This game takes everything enjoyable about Powerwash Simulator and Viscera Cleanup Detail and meshes them together so fluently while adding an engaging story and incredibly fascinating environmental storytelling.

The game is exactly what it says it is. You are a guy working for the mob to clean up crime scenes. You collect the evidence, clean blood, dispose of bodies and trash and for the more observant player, discover fun little secrets hidden in every map.

It's a strangely relaxing game and even more strange is that it has an incredibly unique and banger soundtrack to go along with it. The protagonist is also really enjoyable to hang around with, as he gives me strong Postal Dude vibes with his deep voice, calm demeanor and witty dialogue when observing things around the map.

This is an incredibly unique concept with so much going for it, that my only biggest gripe with it was that it was a pretty short game. I 100% everything and got all 50 achievements within 2 days. But I'll be damned to let it detract from my enjoyment.

The game does admittedly get a little tedious sometimes, it's most noticable in the final levels of the game, particularly the last one, and the ending leaves a lot more to be desired, as it's kind of underwhelming and leaves more questions than answers.

This is more than just a simulator game. It's an incredible unique experience that manages to be unnerving, relaxing and just fun as hell the whole way through.

If you enjoy simulator games, [particularly Powerwash and Viscera, true crime, horror elements that don't rely on jumpscares, you owe it to yourself to play this one and try it out.

If I had to many any suggestions, I'd love to see DLC, and maybe even multiplayer added in the future. It'd be a damn shame if this game is left untouched for it's lifespan.


9/10.

Can't play the game because I lost access to the email linked to my Steam Rockstar Launcher account. Completely unallowed to make a new one and use that instead. I understand that this is my fault and I should have been more responsible with keeping up with my e-mails, but this is a very unacceptable thing to force onto someone to play a $50 port of 14 year old game that doesn't even include the online support it had.

If I wanted to use your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ launcher, I would've downloaded your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ launcher and used it, Rockstar.

Refunded. I refuse to endorse this kind of ridiculous nonsense.
Unbelievable and unacceptable for 2024.

It's not perfect, but it is far better than I expected going into it.

It's way too short, and there is some BS in the game (literally and figuratively), but if you're looking for a game where you can turn your brain off or are just a massive fan of South Park, for the current $20 sale, the hours and number of achievements are more than enough to satisfy you.

I cannot recommend this full price though.

Far from the worst game I've ever played, in fact, I had a pretty decent amount of fun with it, but I think just being a massive South Park nerd probably helped with that.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring

Great concept for a game and a decent experience for an avid weather enthusiast but I cannot recommend it simply due to the fact that developer has completely abandoned it. Only get it if you're interested in this kind of thing.

dueling mechanics are cancer but for $5 this is a solid game. good arcadey fun

TD;LR Buy this game if you are even remotely interested in ghosts and the paranormal.

This game was enjoyable for the most part. Most of the important ghost hunting equipment is there, you got your night vision cameras, your digital recorders, your thermometers, everything you'd expect is there.

The ghosts were enjoyable (for the most part) to investigate. You've got some that'll take you a few minutes and you've got some that I swear to god never want to show up. This game does an excellent job at making ghosts look like actual ghosts of once alive human people, which it makes it just as unsettling as it needs to be. (My biggest complaint about Phasmophobia is how too many of the ghosts look zombie-like.) Not only are the ghosts designs good but the sound design is really nice too with the whispering voices and whimpering you hear in the houses coming from behind you, genuinely spooky stuff.

At times, this game feels like a drag but that's exactly what you should expect when you're buying a ghost hunting game. (Spoiler alert, it's a drag IRL too) but that's what adds to the tension of waiting for the next moment to occur. Waiting around for the Fire Ghost in the basement and finally experiencing it was an crazy feeling and was completely worth how long I stood around for.

If I had to make any complaint, it's that there's no multiplayer. Which doesn't kill it for me, but I'd love to play this with a friend some day.

Overall, this is a pretty solid product. Anybody that is remotely interested in the paranormal definitely needs to consider checking this one out at some point. I can't wait to see the new content they add in the future.

7/10

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