He is the Game Dude
He is so rude
He is a gamer with a bad attitude
He plays the games that put mankind to shame
They insult the brain because they are so lame

Now listen up
The Game Dude is his name
He spends most of his time playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games
Some from the present
And some from the past
But rest assured
They all suck zebra's ass

Graphics so bad, they make you want to puke
Music so annoying, you’ll quickly hit the mute
But who is this man? Who! Who!
The one who plays them, so you don’t have to (Woo!)

He is the Game Dude
He is so rude
He is a gamer with a bad attitude
He plays the games that put mankind to shame
They insult the brain because they are so lame

Stories are bland
They rip-off Wonderland
Look at our dragonfly
Now he looks like a man
A flying squirrel can’t walk up the stairs
Why is our bear just a bunch of squares?

A werewolf, our hedgehog became
A bandicoot, himself he defamed
No one likes the puss
Our fox is now a wuss
Look at these games, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ platypus (Woo!)

He is the Game Dude
He is so rude
He is a gamer with a bad attitude
He plays the games that put mankind to shame
They insult the brain because they are so lame
They insult the brain because they are so lame (Woo-oh)