Recent reviews by ♡🦄Jedi💗Patri♡t🦄♡

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This game is actually really great. I can't think of anything I don't like about it. It's cuter than you would imagine. The goblins are adorable. The mechanics are intuitive for the most part and there is a really good tutorial anyway, You can just start playing until you exhaust yourself. It's that kind of game. Super good for mind numbing, which is why i needed the game. Enjoyable and fun. Try it! It's on sale right now, too. xo

This game is absolutely precious and sugary sweet. The graphics are beautiful and so is the story. It has little to no learning curve and there are literally NO frustrations. That is almost unheard of in a game. I definitely recommend this game to anyone who just wants to zone out...enjoy pretty colors and let your mind wander. Pure relaxation. Even the sounds are comforting, non-intrusive and gentle. Meditative sounds like minecraft. I love this game. I can't remember how much I paid for it, but I know it was on sale during one of the big sales on steam. Give it a try if you're looking for a cute items collector game. It's one of those. Really awesome.

It's like she's still here. xo

The best 8 hours of my life.

Literally everything about this game is awesome...except the name. I'm embarrassed to even tell people what I'm playing because the name is so dumb. But, get the game. It's adorable, graphics are on point, it's like an Ark and Pokemon Mashup. Can't go wrong there if you're an epic gamer. Just don't tell people you're playing it. haha
I'm joking about the name, of course.

Remember, the summer sale is coming soon. Maybe it will be on sale.

You know that feeling you used to get when you played WoW, when it didn't make you want to swim in a pool of razor blades?...well, hold on to that memory because WoW is a crap storm game that will twist your soul into rainbow worm feces, until you're begging Satan to take you to the depths of Hell just to free you from the nightmare that is Blizzard. Star Trek Online is nothing like that. It's good. You should try it. And, it's FREE, unlike WoW, where you'll pay for 2 faction changes with your mortgage just to buy that ugly 'OP' non-xmoggable gear off the auction house on a different server, so that "girl irl" you like thinks you earned it in a raid like someone who actually slays k byeeeee

If this game were a fruit, it would totally be an ice cold super sweet watermelon on a blissfully hot day at the beach after swimming in the sea all day and breathing in the healing salt water air and enjoying the feeling of sea spray tickling my forehead as the sandy, bubbly water washes over my buried toes then I close my eyes, relaxing on my back on top of my pristine kawaii towel with the back of my head cradled within my intertwined still pruned and freshly dried fingers while I enjoy the beautiful summer night air on my cheek.

Very sweet game. Super relaxing and adorable. Definitely get this game if you love animals, boba and kawaii things. xo <3

It's like if Sea of Thieves and Diablo III had a baby and they traded that baby with a farmer of admittedly questionable character for a magical chest that promised riches beyond their wildest imaginations and when they opened the chest a cheaply constructed sock puppet pops up and laughs in their crappy faces and says, "Gotcha!".