Purple Disco Machine
super_old_legacy_we_should_not_even_have_this   Schwabisch Gmund, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
 
 
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wenn ein mann okii schreibt stell ich ihn mir so :3 vor wie er so bisschen kichert und mit füßen in der luft rumwackelt

yo quiero tacobell

I go hibernate one day. A lot of people who consider themselves an enemy of mine. I cba. Suddenly, I return, no house, no wife, no car. I meet sam the skeleton. Now I have a maserati, two apartments and a herd of women. I check the newspaper. No pizzabot. Self pro-claimed enemies last online 140 days ago. Thanks sam the skeleton! The best!

Mann vs machine is meant to be gatekept. Take a look at wave 6 of broken parts in operation mecha engine. The whole wave is designed to hinder bad players from completing. We have a lot of crit spam, three tanks with 35k health each, giant quickfix medics, super scouts that spawn while the lobbie deal with the tanks, snipers with a vision range of 3000 hammer units and giant crit deflector heavies. You can't cheese through it with the gas passer, you can't master it with credit exploiting alone, this wave singlehandely kept 80% of lobbies from completing. If you ever get into an ongoing game of broken parts and it happens to be on wave six, in the main menu click on mute players and see for how long they've been connected. 1 to 2 hours are normal here, the literal definition of insanity. I love operation mecha engine.

Two cities is plagued with average-skilled, toxic and ignorant mid-tour players that love to pretend what they're doing. If you need living examples of people living with the dunning kruger effect for your master thesis, why don't you queue up for a match of two cities?

MvMLobby had potential when the owner didn't ban like 75% of all skilled players due to "toxicity". Tagging cheaters and extremely low skill high tours is important, periodt. There's an alternative called mvmhub, we shall move on.
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yuh I love being a paypig for car brands
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⁣What's up?
Hey there!

♦ Ex self-proclaimed pro gamer
♦ Obscure car lover
♦ Wage cuck
♦ fourth point

If you've visited my profile, there's a chance you must have met me at some point in the past. Be it for the great times we've shared together or because you've prayed for my downfall. Either way, we still played a game we adore or used to adore.

If you wanna talk about stuff, just add me, no need to hesitate.
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MvM Rules
♦ No cheating. If you rely on cheats in order to complete valve made missions, you should try unboxing cases instead.
♦ As of the 8/31/2024 I am DEAF. Don't project your insecurity through the voicechat because I wll not be able to hear it

A few duo's I have completed:
Empire Escalation
Bavarian Botbash
Disintegration

GUIDES. Remember those wall of texts that explain you how to succeed in something? They actually required your attention instead of those YouTube Shorts clips. Here are a few of my favorite ones I share with people that ask how to succeed in MvM.

Tanks: Shredding Steel
MvM: Dumb $#!& the Meta "Teaches" You
[MvM] Mecha Engine Bigrock Carry Guide as Sniper (and Spy)
How to upgrade sniper on mecha engine
[MvM] The NonIdleMed: Crit Spam focused, Max Damage support Medic
How to ruin MvM with noob-like behavior (Good lecture for when you get kicked by high tours)
[MvM] Ghost Upgrades: Bypassing Limits
MvM Sapper - Some notes
list of nonfunctional mvm upgrades

Stats on loot drops (and why you shouldn't be playing MvM for "profit")
MvM Loot2: Delta Boogaloo

Less serious guides:
How to speak high tour
How to speak ape/low tour
silly cats to look at while queuing for a game (really important for mecha engine)
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my MAN idlerock is grinding 2 cities 😭😭 bro wants the aussie so bad
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Favorite Group
Cleanseal church - Public Group
We love clean seal the best emote on Steam
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JAW - Täter-Opfer-Ausgleich
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1,960 hrs on record
last played on 20 Oct
142 hrs on record
last played on 19 Oct
Takato 17 Oct @ 8:02am 
ich bin wie bruno kassel und schaue mit 9 jahren in den flammenwerferlauf
Cozen 16 Oct @ 10:49am 
hier :mikuDIVA: hab ne miku. ne rin, even :rinDIVA::LIS_star:
Merka 12 Oct @ 11:14am 
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Younai 14 Sep @ 3:21pm 
hallo
DummeAssiOlle 12 Sep @ 9:57am 
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