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6.5 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
goated with the sauce
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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138 people found this review helpful
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60.7 hrs on record (42.2 hrs at review time)
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.

It is still unclear, even to me, even to God perhaps, why I purchased Karryn's Prison.
There isn't anything wrong with it, as an RPG-lite with interwoven hentai battle scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is.

What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought an anime girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and grind through the countless battles all so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online.
Yet, despite the abundance of naked anime women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.

There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Karryn, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.

I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of anime girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.
Posted 30 July, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
52.2 hrs on record (43.8 hrs at review time)
This is real darkness. It's not death, or war, or child molestation. Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart, Harry.
Posted 26 January, 2022.
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22 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.5 hrs on record
fondle organs, get money
Posted 11 January, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
25.3 hrs on record (19.5 hrs at review time)
play new vegas
Posted 27 October, 2021.
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25.1 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
one of the best
Posted 24 April, 2021.
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13.5 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
its good
Posted 9 January, 2020.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
It's free, super interesting, super dark and a really fun play. It leaves a lot to be desired though. It's short and sweet. Give it a go if you have 15 minutes to spare.
Posted 22 August, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
219.9 hrs on record (216.1 hrs at review time)
i love Terraria like a son
Posted 13 July, 2015. Last edited 18 May, 2024.
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