Uncle Pain (Naked)
 
 
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Hello all. Before adding me you must know this.
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison, and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming I have no soul.
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METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN
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fef 30 Aug @ 10:47pm 
yakob
athlete 19 Aug @ 2:44pm 
14 years of service.....thank you for your service....
Ratboy Genius 2 Apr @ 12:51pm 
Are you a twink or a bear?
KEHviHN 30 Mar @ 3:59pm 
[2:03 AM]
Uncle Pain (Naked):
kiss me?

[12:48 PM]
KEHviHN:
*gently places my lips onto yours and kisses softly while moaning* daddy..

AYO THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ ASKED IF WE CAN KISS EXPOSED!
athlete 1 Feb @ 4:40pm 
i am eternal.