More Than Just A Game





Counter Strike Global Offensive is a game developed by Valve.
It is extremely difficult, considering you have to wrangle teammates, manage your economy, predict your enemies economy, buy the correct ♥♥♥♥ and then aim for the head and spray correctly.




Then there is a bunch of extra ♥♥♥♥ like grenades, objectives, utility and whatever the ♥♥♥♥ not.
It's not a game for everyone, you have to be really good with your mouse.



There's a story that someone was so good with his mouse that he became the mouse.
The mouse permanently fused into his hand. Now he has to use his other hand for certain things.



The game has multiple maps, including dust 2 which is the only map, and Mirage. But mirage...really isn't working these days.


The game will bring you so many fun experiences, like playing a game with Aldon Hilter, as he only buys a Negev and politely refuses to buy anything else. As we lose 14-16, against 4 bots.


This game is fun: In the words of a certain person, this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay

You can play as the the terrorists, and blow ♥♥♥♥ up while praying to the one god, or you can play as the counter terrorists, who counter terrorists' terrorizing terrorism.


Some of the guns are: The deagle, the AK-47, the P90, the AWP, and most important and deadliest of all: the decoy grenade.

Not many people know that every decoy grenade is sent from the deepest circles of hell, where the souls of the damned are burned and seared alive for all eternity.


On your journey to become better at this game, you will encounter smurfs, non-bilingual Russians, toxicity, mute people, people who make you realize that CS:GO causes metaphysical retardation, or will at least make you consider that being true.


But the worst of all: people who type "Nice Try", after you fail your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clutch attempt.


There are a lot of mods for the game, like bunny hopping servers, 1v1 servers, surfing servers, jailbreak and a lot of other stuff.


I almost forgot to mention the skins, every single gun can be cosmetically customized if you have the money. Every skin is different and has a different price, ranging from your generic pistol skin, to a 1600 dollar knife skin.


It's a great game, it's also perfectly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ free: So go get it.