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Glumelaphor 7 Feb, 2021 @ 5:28am 
hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why
💃🏿 Rose 18 Jun, 2020 @ 12:03am 
It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when it is
thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists have
drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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I don't know WHY I said that ... I think it came from the FILLINGS in
my rear molars ...
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There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
-- Walt Disney
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God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences
once and for all.
When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you
think you're going to find a lawyer?"

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Peter: You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock.
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Many are called, few volunteer.
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<lilo> Fairlight: udp is the light margarine of tcp/ip transport protocols :)
-- Seen on #Linux
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ryzekOMG 17 Jan, 2018 @ 4:07am 
https://♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.online/ 4 CS:GO CASES = 1 CS:GO KEY (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ . online)
🅹🅰🅽 4 May, 2017 @ 1:21pm 
+rep good player and nice teammate