Whether you're spending it with your friends, family, or significant other, you have only one smile, give it to the people you love. Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food and especially good friends like you.

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RAWR!! x3 nuzzles! pounces on u uwu u so warm. couldn't help but notice ur bulge from across the floor. nuzzlez yo' necky wecky~ murr~ hehe. unzips yo baggy ass pants oof baby u so musky. take me home, pet me, N' make me yours & dont forget to stuff me! see me wag my widdle baby tail, all for your bolgy-wolgy! kisses n lickies yo neck, i hope daddy likeies. nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest, i be gettin thirsty. hey i got a lil itch u think u can help me? only seven inches long UwU PLS ADOPT ME. paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips uwu punish me pls. bout to hit'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥. you dont see it coming pounces on you u ded'd

RAWR!! x3 nuzzles! pounces on u uwu u so warm. couldn't help but notice ur bulge from across the floor. nuzzlez yo' necky wecky~ murr~ hehe. unzips yo baggy ass pants oof baby u so musky. take me home, pet me, N' make me yours & dont forget to stuff me! see me wag my widdle baby tail, all for your bolgy-wolgy! kisses n lickies yo neck, i hope daddy likeies. nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest, i be gettin thirsty. hey i got a lil itch u think u can help me? only seven inches long UwU PLS ADOPT ME. paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips uwu punish me pls. bout to hit'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥. you dont see it coming pounces on you u ded'd

RAWR!! x3 nuzzles! pounces on u uwu u so warm. couldn't help but notice ur bulge from across the floor. nuzzlez yo' necky wecky~ murr~ hehe. unzips yo baggy ass pants oof baby u so musky. take me home, pet me, N' make me yours & dont forget to stuff me! see me wag my widdle baby tail, all for your bolgy-wolgy! kisses n lickies yo neck, i hope daddy likeies. nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest, i be gettin thirsty. hey i got a lil itch u think u can help me? only seven inches long UwU PLS ADOPT ME. paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips uwu punish me pls. bout to hit'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥. you dont see it coming pounces on you u ded'd

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Dave: So.. You are telling me you won't do any jokes for the rest of the day? Michael: Uhuh. Dave: Does that include that's what she said? Michael: ..Yeah. Dave: You really think you can go all day long? Michael: ... Dave: Wow, that must be REALLY hard.. Michael: ... Dave: Well, you always left me satisfied, smiling, so.. Michael: ಥಥ .. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Kevin: Now do the Swedish Chef. Andy: I'm not familiar, what province is he from? Kevin: He lives on Sesame Street, dumbass. THIS IS TOO COMPLEX FOR MY KNOWLEDGE. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻