I am a 150000667 yo Eldritch god, probably one of the oldest gods playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 1420303 yo now. My son got this game for Christmas in 55037 BC from his most devoted cultist, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the millenium he had 2403723 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend eternity with my son, as he is always out with his friends devouring realities or just watching cosmic YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my virtual inferior being and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since the star that created me had imploded. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend eternity together outside the cosmos together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories of unutterable terror.

I am a 150000667 yo Eldritch god, probably one of the oldest gods playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 1420303 yo now. My son got this game for Christmas in 55037 BC from his most devoted cultist, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the millenium he had 2403723 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend eternity with my son, as he is always out with his friends devouring realities or just watching cosmic YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my virtual inferior being and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since the star that created me had imploded. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend eternity together outside the cosmos together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories of unutterable terror.