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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:19pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:56am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:54am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 7:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 3:44pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:08am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:23pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:35am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:47am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:48am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:49am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:07am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:07am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:06pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:28pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:18am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:02pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:15am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:24am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 7:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:37pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:22am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:05am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:09am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:12am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:23am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:17am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:47am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:48am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:15am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:26pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 2:08pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:10pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:05am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:59am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:19am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 6:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:51am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:05pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:44am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:54am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:03am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:17am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:08am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:28am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:14am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:33pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:18am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:12am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:12am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:17am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:17pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:10pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:11am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:05am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 4:13pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:14am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:48am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:25am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 4:53pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:05am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:03am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:00pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:45am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:02am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:26pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:25am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:49pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:54am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 12:02am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:49pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:50pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:25pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:23am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:32pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:00am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:01pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 10:51am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:38pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:39am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:31pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:38pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:02am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:55pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:23am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 10:51am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:34pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:54pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 10:51am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:20am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:02am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:00am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 10:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:35am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:30am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:37pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:12am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:12am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:47pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:09am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:02am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:54pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:23am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 6:20pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:27pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 8:38pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:28am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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