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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:40pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:16am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:37pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:29am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:32am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:29am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:41am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:20am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:02am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:48pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:48pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:48pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:51pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:40pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 May @ 10:40pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:31am

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:56am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:31am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:57am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:25am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:50am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:59am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:28pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:21pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:57pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:21pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:36am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:25am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:01am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:29am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:50am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:20pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:37pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:33am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:25pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:37pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:59am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:27pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:29pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:15pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:49am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:49am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:26am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:48am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:45am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 28 May @ 11:36pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:48pm

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:59pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:50am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 28 May @ 12:35am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:12am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:36am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:33pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:56pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:37pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:17am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:24am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:24am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:48am

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:24am

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:07am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:33am

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:09am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:38am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:01pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:40am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:23pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:26am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:28am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:42pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:42pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:15pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:43am

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:46pm

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:38pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:11pm

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:26pm

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:11pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:37am

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:01am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 3:37am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:33am

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:17pm

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:38am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:42pm

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:42pm

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 1:03pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:46pm

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:24pm

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:46pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:52pm

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:52pm

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:57pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:48pm

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:32pm

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:30pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:34am

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:44am

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:34am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:57pm

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:57pm

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:57pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:20pm

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:27pm

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:27pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 29 May @ 11:17pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:40am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:19pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:34am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:31pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:43am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:16pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:55pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:46pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 29 May @ 9:03am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 29 May @ 9:04am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 29 May @ 9:07am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:52am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 9:07am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:57am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:59am

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 29 May @ 9:11am

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:59pm