Recent reviews by Cole Scuttle

First off, VCD is not finished yet, hence the 'early access' thing. With that out of the way, RuneStorm's drudgery simulator is bloody good fun. Taking on the role of the poor fool who has to clean up the mess the hero left behind him, your basic kit is a mop, though you can also get a broom if you see one, plus a bucket and a bin. As a sandbox game it also does a good job of simulating worker boredom in a way that's far from boring for the player. If anyone's ever done a really dull, manual job with no redeeming features, you'll sympathize with the Space Janitor as he scatters boxes, abuses the spot welder by melting random stuff, makes amusing piles of body parts, writes on the floor with the blood on his boots... all that good stuff. When you're not incinerating things that don't belong to you and treading blood into the carpet, you can also steal stuff via your special Janitor's Trunk. For every Rambo and Ripley out there, you'll find an army of long-suffering Space Janitors armed with nothing more deadly than a mop, rolling their eyes and tutting as they get down to the real work. Go on, give them a hand. They need all the help they can get.