Monday, April 13, 2009
2:08 PM - JTG: sup u ugly♥♥♥♥♥♥cooncalofaggotbitch
2:12 PM - JTG: lessons starting at $39.99 a hour for single players and $69.99 for teams - Want to be the best you can? let JTG inc help you reach your potential.
2:15 PM - DanK: ILL BUY A SINGLE
2:15 PM - DanK: right now
2:15 PM - DanK: lets go
2:15 PM - JTG: alright
2:15 PM - JTG: i can provide a vent for another 3.00 dollers usd.
2:15 PM - DanK: nope
2:15 PM - DanK: i got a vent
2:15 PM - JTG: alright, so one hour?
2:15 PM - DanK: yes
2:16 PM - JTG: alright
2:16 PM - DanK: server info?
2:17 PM - JTG: well i need your vent
2:17 PM - DanK: no i wanna use in game
2:17 PM - JTG: so your total with tax is $43.50
2:17 PM - DanK: ok
2:18 PM - DanK: server?
2:18 PM - JTG: u must be logged out of the esea client to get my lessons.
2:18 PM - DanK: im not ont he client
2:19 PM - JTG: ESEA pug 2 - Illinois, US - esportsea.com
2:19 PM - JTG: 205.234.165.39:27015
2:19 PM - JTG: Players: 7 / 10
2:19 PM - JTG: Map: de_cpl_strike
2:20 PM - JTG: Valve Anti-Cheat: Not secure
2:20 PM - JTG: Latency: 45
2:21 PM - JTG: im calling the E-Police, We dont like false orders of lessons.
2:21 PM - JTG: you will be billed regardless.
2:22 PM - JTG: YOUR INTERNET HAS BEEN SURROUNDED, GIVE UP DANK!
2:23 PM - JTG: (Get the snipers in the motherboard)
2:23 PM - JTG: (Roger that command, Snipers in rout)
2:24 PM - JTG: We are sending in a e-phone threw skype, pick it up so we can hear your demands.
2:24 PM - JTG: (command, snipers are in place and awaiting orders)
2:25 PM - JTG: (Green light, take your shot)
2:27 PM - JTG: (tango down!) (his internet is still breathing, call in tech support!)
2:29 PM - JTG: Hi Marryjane m0re from fox news: "can you tell me what happend here" well yes i can, it seems that "dank" orderd lessons from JTG inc, and then didnt show up..which we all know is a level 4 internet crime.
2:30 PM - JTG: the police were called and the suspect did not anser the police at anytime, for fear that this madman might strike again, we had the sniper take his shot.
2:30 PM - JTG: "dank" is in the hospital awaiting tech support to see if he will make it.
2:30 PM - JTG: no more questions please, thank you.
2:35 PM - JTG: lol that ♥♥♥♥ went into my profile cuz im just to damn funny