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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
10 years in development.... and it is still absolute garbage.

If you want a useless grind play this game. It has a lot of useless grinds in it. This game is essentially busy work defined.

Nothing really fun about it. Combat is super clunky and feels way too jank.

I regret buying this and supporting the developers...
Posted 8 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
170.9 hrs on record (151.2 hrs at review time)
Sorry but what kind of a game launches with "Description coming soon" for an item?

This game has been in Early Access hell for years with a life support concurrent playerbase of 250 players.

The "launch" of 1.0 attracted new players game peaks at 3400 players now...

They had to add 12 servers... seeing as their server capacity is 500 players they needed to add multiple.


First off they refuse to give information on max player count per server... This game is just.. its kind of a scam to be honest.

They are going to move to Free to play.. so don't even bother buying this game..

EDIT:
Down to under 500 players now.. wonder why that is.. lol.

Maybe when you can't even include basic item descriptions and ban people for no reason your community just falls apart. Rip your game studio just saying.

Those items still don't have descriptions.. LMFAO


Yeah you "Listen" to your playerbase sure sure sureee
Posted 19 February, 2023. Last edited 3 July, 2023.
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26 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.4 hrs on record
Avoid
Posted 22 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.3 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
It could be a good game but Egosoft is just garbage now
Posted 11 December, 2021.
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15 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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5.3 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Would have been decent if it wasn't a blatant mobile port.

Absolutely no steam achievements its like the PC launch was an after thought.

The online is hah.. just hah.. not even real time cant even 1 v 1 someone.. you can just play against ai controlled monsters that people have made... just... disappointing.

I would thank the devs for rebooting this.. if they actually changed a single thing worth thanking them for.
Posted 10 December, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
174.4 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is probably the most boring game I have played in years.

It also has one of the worst tutorials and the UI makes me want to vomit.

The PVP is so janky its more or less a comedy.

The PVE is non existant...

The game is literally mining asteroids to make ships to mine asteroids...

You might as well just go lick a window or something if that is the kind of stuff that you find entertaining.
Posted 11 August, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
91.0 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just save yourself some time and move on you aren't missing anything.
Posted 6 February, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
707.3 hrs on record (43.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
They said it would be launched with a chat system, pvp, trading.

Well I mean I think you can pvp and trade.. but you cant chat .. at all..

I cant select a gender when making my character either.. im kinda forced to sound like ive had my balls chopped off.. their is no many voice... kinda sad in that respect.

Beat the content that is currently available took 20hrs... honestly could have beaten the game in around 10hrs if it wasnt so buggy.


So everyone $40 for 10hrs of entertainment.. you decide.

Crema needs to step it up a little just saying.

13 months of developments it isn't one person working on this game either. I mean If you dont have an artist capable of pumping out a new temtem every week... hire some new ones because the models and animations are basic enough it shouldnt take longer than a week to add a temtem in with all animations.
Posted 24 January, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
75.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
So... I paid to test your piece of trash and watch it fail.. I dont even get a product in the end... release your damn server source and give us the game we paid for or our money back..
Posted 22 August, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
192.4 hrs on record (35.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Reskinned ark... The menu is even in the game still.

Game made for retarded children who watch twitch streamers and buy anything that they promote.
Posted 25 December, 2018.
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