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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 6 May, 2016 @ 6:46pm

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked 6 May, 2016 @ 11:09pm

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked 6 May, 2016 @ 8:56pm

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.
Unlocked 6 May, 2016 @ 8:49pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 6 May, 2016 @ 7:22pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 6 May, 2016 @ 10:35pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 6 May, 2016 @ 11:15pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 7 May, 2016 @ 1:26am

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 6 May, 2016 @ 11:49pm

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked 7 May, 2016 @ 12:20am

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked 7 May, 2016 @ 2:55am

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 7 May, 2016 @ 4:15am

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 7 May, 2016 @ 4:34am

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 7 May, 2016 @ 5:02am

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked 7 May, 2016 @ 5:33am



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
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