Dear Gabe, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin'

I left my phone, my Steam account, and my Discord at the bottom
I sent two letters back when Alyx was released, you must not've got 'em
There prob'y was a problem with my wi-fi or somethin'
I may have scribbled the neighbor's password too sloppy when they let me babysittin' their house
But anyways, ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Barney
I read about your Uncle Three too, I'm sorry
I had a friend lost some ♥♥♥♥♥ from who playing Dota 2
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ♥♥♥♥ that you did with Microsoft
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with Left 4 Dead too, that ♥♥♥♥ was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, accept my friend request
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

In potato we trust We bow to potato Praise be unto potato Thank you for guiding us, Lord potato Thank you for saving us from all the bad things the non-potato eaters tried to do And may potatoes be an eternal light for all of us, through good times and bad times, good potatoes and bad potatoes. May all potatoes be as amazing as they are supposed to be

Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if i come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha

I feel like I would’ve survived the submarine accident
This isn't a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know l've always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would've left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly. In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would've been different.

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Indiana is the most useless state
we just need to absolve indiana from the united states, such a useless dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ state, its state motto is literally 'the crossroads of america' aka: we're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless and keep going. if you put ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bill cosby in witness protection in indiana no one would ever find him, because no one even remembers that indiana is an actual real place that exists.