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I left my phone, my Steam account, and my Discord at the bottom
I sent two letters back when Alyx was released, you must not've got 'em
There prob'y was a problem with my wi-fi or somethin'
I may have scribbled the neighbor's password too sloppy when they let me babysittin' their house
But anyways, ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Barney
I read about your Uncle Three too, I'm sorry
I had a friend lost some ♥♥♥♥♥ from who playing Dota 2
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ♥♥♥♥ that you did with Microsoft
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with Left 4 Dead too, that ♥♥♥♥ was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, accept my friend request
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
This isn't a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know l've always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would've left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly. In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would've been different.
we just need to absolve indiana from the united states, such a useless dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ state, its state motto is literally 'the crossroads of america' aka: we're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless and keep going. if you put ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bill cosby in witness protection in indiana no one would ever find him, because no one even remembers that indiana is an actual real place that exists.