I am the blade of the North.

Courage and Honour.

A necron walks out of a bar, but he'll be back.

What d'you call a lasgun with a laser sight? Twin Linked.

A guardsman is walking through a building when a chaos marine jumps out, weapons raised. "Wait!" the guardsman yells "I want a cigar before I die" so he pulls out a cigar and puts his lasgun to his mouth. When he fires it lights the cigar.
By the skulls of Khorne, thats awesome, thinks the chaos marine, so he steals the cigar, puts it in his mouth, raises his plasma gun to his mouth and fires...

We are the fighting Uruk-hai! We do not stop for night or day, for fair weather or for storms; we come to kill; by sun or moon.
We are the fighting Uruk-hai!

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost,
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost,
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring,
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

"Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth
And the truth isn't what you want to see.
In the dark it is easy to pretend
That the truth is what it ought to be."

"Angel of music, you denied me,
Turning from true beauty"

"I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me!
A day may come when the strength of Men fails,
An hour of wolves and shattered shields,
As the age of Men comes crashing down,
But it is not this day.
This day we fight! By all that you hold dear,
I bid you; Stand! Men of the West!"


"Have you ever yearned to go
Past the world you think you know
Been in thrall to the call
Of the beauty underneath?
Do you find yourself beguiled
By the dangerous and wild
Do you feed on the need
For the beauty underneath?"