Ceiling ace watches you masturbate? - Minneh

Is your refrigerator running? Good, get me a drink.

When the ♥♥♥♥ hits the fan it means theres a hole in the floor of your upstairs toilet.

Whatever happened to courtesy? I buried it in a ditch, thats what.

Are you really reading all of these? Good, Lets ♥♥♥♥.

Monkey see, Monkey do, Monkey throw its poo. ♥♥♥♥ that was lame.

Why am i still writing these?

Are you still here?

♥♥♥♥ really.

Wow.

Kay.

>:(