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Merry Christmas! ♥

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Merry Xmas... Lets take a couple of mins to think of those who r no longer with us but r always in our hearts....

Hi

A loose parent works below a heterosexual

++rep awesome trader and easy to deal with, reocmmended!!!

♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥......

You better be back today... I'm a mess without you! I cooked my cat steak and I've been living off catfood :(

“YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”

1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

I am a leader, not a follower.....unless it's a dark place, then ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥, you're going first ...

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While you were sleeping... I had a little bike ride!

i don't know who u are,i don't know what u want

but if u spoil the dark knight before i see it,i will find u & i will kill u.

So I am balls deep in this ♥♥♥♥♥, and I pull out and stick both my hands in there up to my elbows and just start clapping like a seal.

♥♥♥♥♥ turns around and looks at me like I am the one with the problem.

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish!

10. Read less.

9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.

2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

my jewish mate is that tight he can peel a orange in his pocket

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IF YOU OD'ED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE OUT DOING HEROIN

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WE TRUE OPIATE FIENDS
WE IMBIBE TOGETHER
WE ONLY SHARE A CASUAL DRUG BASED RELATIONSHIP UNITED IN ADDICTION AND CODEPENDENCY, SECONDARY TO OUR OWN HABITS

Get on skype nubzilla, just installed it.

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE AT THE FRONT TORTURING THE MUDAK WHO KILLED YOU.


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WE TRUE COMRADES
WE TRUE REVOLUTIONARIES
WE CONQUER FOR MOTHERLAND TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if your tovarishi return or send this 13 times you are A TRUE COMRADE

Wait, what...

So I grabbed the bear by the throat and I looked him right in the eyes and I said, 'Bear, you have till the count of zero to put some pants on and apologize to the president'

OMG some guy has my PSN details and might call the cops on me. My name is Usama Bin Laden and I was born on 9/11...

Oooey Gooey was a worm
A wondrous worm was he
He stepped upon a railway track
A train he did not see
OOEY GOOEY!

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The Face Dont give a ♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ police. The woman over the road stands naked in her window watching me having a wank and I'm the pervert?

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XD Send This To All Your Friends And They Will Either Delete It Because They Love Justin Or They Willl Send It becase They Want to Spread The Hate

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Is it because I'm black?

There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went

Why did Karl Marx drink Earl Grey tea?

He claimed proper tea was theft.





THAT'S ENOUGH WITTY POLITICAL SATIRE FOR ONE COMMENT.

Good news for terminal cancer patients...

Clocks go back this weekend so that's an extra hour.

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Look at my horse,
my horse is amazing
Give it a lick
Hmm, It tastes just like raisins

I have a stroke of it's mane
It turns into a plane
And then it turns back again
When you tug on it's winky
Ohh that's dirty

Do you think think so?
Well I'd better not show you
where the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade
Mmm sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade
Yeah sweet lemonade

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Get on my horse
I'll take you round the universe
And all the other places too

I think you'll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman get on my horse!

now that ♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Face Dont give a ♥♥♥♥

Don't worry man, it's just a dog with droopy ears staring soulfully into the distance.

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2 condoms walking past a gay bar one says to the other "fancy going in and getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?!"

ace has a vagina

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

who the ♥♥♥♥ is that u noob

Oh god how did I wind up on here!?

Nugglet

omfg sick

Lol ♥♥♥♥ yeahhh :>

i was ere,ere i was,was i ere,i think,i was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was ere,ere i was,was i ere,i think,i was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tony was here 2010

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