Colonel of the 51st Light Infantry

I am le scrabble master and the Grand Wizard of the SS (Stoner Society)
Max is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool
Le Great Quotes

"Ferris is just a tumour" - King Of ♥♥♥♥♥♥stan

"Im eating my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Coco-Pops!" - Izzy

"I let him in and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robbed me!" - Lewis

"I have a life, ask my Runescape Clan" - Rupert

"Milf's laugh cures Cancer" - Marks

"I just realised, there are 48 half an hours in a day" - Joe

"5 ft 1", the things I could do to her" - Kristian

"I wasn't wearing my glasses" - Rupert after losing on Shogun 2 TW

"You want some ♥♥♥♥?" - Callum before he got slapped

"Better melee!!!!!" - Heretic

"If Adam was an element he would be gold, Au for autism" - Joe

"They called me tubby tits once" - Joe

"Tit's and Ass" - Joe

"You know what this is? It's a blade, and its for cutting daft wee ♥♥♥♥♥ like you" - NED's

"Did you know there's a whole wiki artical on whale penis?" - Ritchie G

"She's had more bellends than weekends!" - NED's

"Where do you post cards if the person lives in England?"- Izzy

"Buy $200 headset, so you can hear who slept with your mother in best quality." - Sandra

"Hamish, we can't take you anywhere." - Seth

"Guys! I kicked him in the balls!" - Max

"Nice hair man!" - Police Officer at 3am

""I thought you were actually my friend. Friend's give eachother cheerio's then they need cherrio's!" - Me

"A ♥♥♥♥♥ threw a brick at a girl today" - Lewis

"He only had 0.99p :(" - Joe about a guy shoplifting from Poundland

"It's floppy but hard at the same time" - Katharine

"I'll stick with drugs for that night I think" - Jack

"We have an allotment up there and everything" - Me
"I bet! Growing weed no doubt..." - Mother