MilfAndCookies
Hamish   Vatican City State (Holy See)
 
 
Colonel of the 51st Light Infantry

I am le scrabble master and the Grand Wizard of the SS (Stoner Society)
Max is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool
Le Great Quotes

"Ferris is just a tumour" - King Of ♥♥♥♥♥♥stan

"Im eating my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Coco-Pops!" - Izzy

"I let him in and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robbed me!" - Lewis

"I have a life, ask my Runescape Clan" - Rupert

"Milf's laugh cures Cancer" - Marks

"I just realised, there are 48 half an hours in a day" - Joe

"5 ft 1", the things I could do to her" - Kristian

"I wasn't wearing my glasses" - Rupert after losing on Shogun 2 TW

"You want some ♥♥♥♥?" - Callum before he got slapped

"Better melee!!!!!" - Heretic

"If Adam was an element he would be gold, Au for autism" - Joe

"They called me tubby tits once" - Joe

"Tit's and Ass" - Joe

"You know what this is? It's a blade, and its for cutting daft wee ♥♥♥♥♥ like you" - NED's

"Did you know there's a whole wiki artical on whale penis?" - Ritchie G

"She's had more bellends than weekends!" - NED's

"Where do you post cards if the person lives in England?"- Izzy

"Buy $200 headset, so you can hear who slept with your mother in best quality." - Sandra

"Hamish, we can't take you anywhere." - Seth

"Guys! I kicked him in the balls!" - Max

"Nice hair man!" - Police Officer at 3am

""I thought you were actually my friend. Friend's give eachother cheerio's then they need cherrio's!" - Me

"A ♥♥♥♥♥ threw a brick at a girl today" - Lewis

"He only had 0.99p :(" - Joe about a guy shoplifting from Poundland

"It's floppy but hard at the same time" - Katharine

"I'll stick with drugs for that night I think" - Jack

"We have an allotment up there and everything" - Me
"I bet! Growing weed no doubt..." - Mother
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
48 hrs on record
last played on 13 Mar
586 hrs on record
last played on 12 Mar
107 hrs on record
last played on 12 Mar
Balladobor 21 Feb @ 5:02am 
fun game
76561198253476232 25 Oct, 2024 @ 1:15pm 
^_^
76561199095314358 15 Mar, 2024 @ 8:30am 
lovely profile
76561199496418692 29 Feb, 2024 @ 3:22pm 
+rep gg
egg 31 Dec, 2020 @ 7:15am 
⠀⠟⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
Oh my god YES ♥♥♥♥ ME!