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Love is being stupid together.
-- Paul Valery
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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three
parts dead.
-- Bertrand Russell
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And I'm like "hah who'd married that ♥♥♥♥♥, someone with a wheelchair fetish?" And my HR person (Hank) was well like "come on man, they've been married for 16 years. They've been having trouble since her accident last year. She thinks he blames her for getting into the accident that killed their kids" and I'm all like lol
So I leave and I'm hungry so I go to grab my lunch (turkey and provolone) only to see, lo and behold, that dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ Karen set her bag of lunch RIGHT in front of mine!!
So I go through the rest of my day joking around with Karen every time I see her even though she is I giant ♥♥♥♥ about it (my favorite was 'accidently' dropping a pair of scissors on her colostomy bag lol) and I have to ignore the picture of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat whenever I walk by her desk
So I finish my day asking for her ex husband's number since I need a new wingman to look for some babes with and she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flips it and when she's yelling at me I'm all like "maybe if you don't want to get divorced you shouldn't have gotten hit by a drink driver you ever think of that ♥♥♥♥♥" and then she rolled away aggressively