נקע לנצח עם 2 נשיקות במצח

Po dobrej grze na Compie dodałem ją do znajomych, ponieważ brzmiała jak mężczyzna. Rozmawialiśmy przez kilka miesięcy i zaprzyjaźniliśmy się. Dużo śmiechu, dużo dobrych gier, a co najważniejsze, solidna zagranica.
Zaprosiłem go do domu, żeby zrobił bootcamp sias. Powiedział, że przyjedzie, dlatego nie mogłem się doczekać spotkania z nim w prawdziwym życiu.
Kiedy wrócił do mnie do domu, agresywnie popchnął mnie do ściany i zaczął gryźć mnie w ucho, czując, jak jego twardy kutas wali mi w nogę. Uderzyłem go, zaczął płakać i uciekł. Okazuje się, że był gejem, nie wierz temu facetowi.

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eggman?

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+Rep After a good game in CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO Lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him in the face. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

你好，朋友。 我只是想告诉你一件事，它非常非常重要，所以你必须仔细阅读......首先，我想说的是，老实说没有理由翻译这个。 你只是浪费了两分钟的时间来翻译和阅读这条无用的信息。 干得好伙计。

He's onto me :eyes:

He lied. He's not in South Korea, but further North with Kim.

lo magniv bihlal

"magniv"

"korea"

hi friendif you are freeam a video editorand i need some workif you need any artworks videos or any thing i can do itam really needs to get a knife but i have no money so if you need any help am here ^^

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SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Welcome Back To The Stage of History !

🖌Signed by the Tide-Pod Lord

Hey mate the Pd2 Dlc Button is Back have fun buying it :3

my ♥♥♥♥ is like a pet because its so big

This is for our Utopia!

i love you

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Space is NOT an undercover alien

+Rep Made me ♥♥♥

Oi space, accept his friend request

                                   
    Happy Holidays! :)    
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Oi space , dont accept hes friend request

Oi space , accept my friend request

Jk i luv pootin

You stink like vladimir putin

Father, I am at SPACE! Space.....

I think your lens is dirty, there is no space :P

SPACE!