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Meet ewd123, the CS2 hero nobody asked for. His aim? God-tier (if enemies stand still). Strats? Revolutionary (like rushing mid with a Zeus). Game sense? Incredible (incredibly bad). Watching him play is like watching a car crash—you can’t look away.

Signature moves? Holding an angle for 30 seconds, then looking away as the enemy peeks. Spray control? He’s painting walls, not hitting targets. Utility usage? Blinds teammates, misses enemies, and molotovs himself in spawn. Clutching? He’s a 1v4 master—until he crouch-sprays the floor or tries to knife the last guy and gets deleted.

Let’s not forget his economy skills: buying Negevs on pistol rounds and yelling “eco!” while force-buying dualies. Yet somehow, ewd123 is the chaos we love. A meme machine, a troll, and the reason we laugh as we lose 16-2.

Here’s to you, ewd123. GG WP, you absolute madman. Never change.

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