Pyxis
 
 
Shoutout to all my guantanamo bae's <3
About me
- I am trained in the art of winning .
- I can bench press two fully grown elephants above my head for approximately 2 consecutive days.
- I've singlehandedly constructed every town in the world to not be big enough for the two of us.
- I am the thing that nine out of ten dentists will warn you about.
- Ten doctors and three priests have personally written and signed a document confirming that I am an eldritch deity.
- To settle a bet, I've consumed more than the recommended daily amount of Flintstone Gummies,
which has only made me stronger.
- Every second you're not running, I'm only getting closer. You've wasted 30 seconds reading this.
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Pyxis 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:07pm 
*sexist :cool_seagull:
Doctor Carpet 31 Jul, 2024 @ 10:55pm 
sexis
Big Shot Aim Soda 25 May, 2024 @ 9:55pm 
Do it giggle my peterwinkle fannondorfle:steamthumbsdown:
Lord Creamu 7 May, 2024 @ 7:35pm 
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
Doctor Carpet 21 Apr, 2024 @ 9:55pm 
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Doctor Carpet 20 Feb, 2024 @ 11:32pm 
one piece of the -yxis infinity stone
he's a nice infinity stone
+rep