Do you know that moment when you are wiping your a$$ but it feels really good whenever you swipe over the hole? Whenever I do it, I like to wipe a bit faster so I can get the feeling over and over again. I also like to take the brownish roll over to my face, look at it, and sniff it. The fumes from the sh!t can give you a bit of a long-lasting high. Sometimes I like to abstain from wiping my bum so I can get the good feeling from scratching the itch as your sh!t slowly builds up in your crack. The feeling of taking a nice fat sh!t is already good enough, but if you do what I have suggested, you will be one step closer to living a healthier, happier life.