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1 person found this review helpful
50.2 hrs on record (42.7 hrs at review time)
Very difficult and challenging game, not in a BS way though, but revolving around strategy and skill. Highly reccommend if you like a good survival challenge and shooters that try to overwhelm you with numbers causing a fast pace and fast decision making challenge.
Posted 25 December, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
11,771.9 hrs on record (4,157.0 hrs at review time)
When i first bought this game i had payed a total of 20$ so i can play with my friends who were already into it. Slowly and surely my life was in danger, given 1 week time i was already addicted to Rocket League. Harmless at first but deadly as you continue. Slowly engulfing myself into my first thousand hours and i suddenly had no job, that did not bother me though as Rocket League was my one and only. Every Day now i start to feel the car grow, as if it was an extension of my body, i begin to see the ball in a new light, The ball is the gift given to me by god, my creator as the car, and the ball is all i have. Sooner or later i entered the realm of 2000 hours and begun my descent into full car ball 3D fragility. My only friends are the 4 tires on my car and the exhaust is the voice of reason to determine what is a good and bad idea. The engines rumble is my girlfriend as it brings me the most pleasure, but the ball shall always be my true love, the evil mistress keeping me from my goals and aspirations. at 2500 hours i attempted to become a true god in nature of rocket league, i brought it to real life with my car i had rolled it at 90 MPH attempting a right dodge, on the road i had rolled at least 3 times a bystander says and i was hospitalized for 7 hours. The doctors wished to keep me longer but with my love of rocket league i made it back home the same day. All the real life emulating and training was for good fortune, as that night i had scored my first Goal on Rocket League. Breaking into the 3000 hour mark people speak of me as a legend (among friends) They keep on saying "wow your so great at turning", "your ability to keep momentum in recoveries are insane!" and like "please for the love of god inflate us so we don't go flat and shred" (my only friends are still my tires) . But this was only the beginning as now i am becoming a true legend, an almighty and powerful being. I have exceeded 4000 hours of this game and reached a true level of leadership upon my comrades! I can finally turn my steering wheel and my friends follow suit, no longer will i attempt to turn right and the car drives straight, or goes left, but now we work together to win and decimate our competition. With all of my achievements i have completed, it is now time i start my push into a new era, the 5000 hours of god tier playing that i have only heard legends of. Wish me luck on this journey as i shall wish luck upon yourself as well, Unless you play something other than Rocket League. If that's the case do not even breathe my air.
Posted 19 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.3 hrs on record
I would recommend this game if it were to become open source, i feel the game is more of a map, a well designed and creative map that is still unfinished. for instnace theres collision making invisible walls and no collision at all on some walls where there should be. but if it were open source and people could bring in grappling hooks or tag game modes or ways to change the mechanics to enhance gameplay for exploration the game could be fun from the ability to move around alone, but so far it feels like an unfinished class project form a highschool beggining coding class that just started placing blocks on unity.
Posted 9 October, 2015.
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