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Everything is a-okay,
All the work is done by robots,
Everyday is Saturday,
Future people all have jet-packs,
Fly around in flying cars,
There's so much I could tell you,
but the coolest part by far,
Everybody gets a kitten,
A new one every single day,
Everybody gets a kitten,
You can name if you want,
Or you can give it away.
There is no disease or hunger,
Zero poverty or war,
Life is just a giant party,
And no one here is ever bored,
All the factories burn rainbows
You can buy a house on Mars,
There's so much I could tell you,
But the coolest part by far
Everybody gets a kitten,
a new one every single day,
Everybody gets a kitten,
you can name if you want,
or not,
Everybody gets a kitten
A new one every single day,
Everybody gets a kitten,
You can name if you want,
or you can give it away.
NO WE DON’T MEAN YOU SHOULD GET SURGERY ON YOUR PENIS. Sorry for yelling, but we wanted to make sure you could hear us through all that spam! It’s one big ball of don’t, and here’s our post explaining why. The short version: it’s expensive and dangerous and it usually just increases the flaccid length and width, which is kind of beside the point, right? While we’re on the subject, you should also stay away from jelquing ( it doesn’t work and it could do some serious damage to your penis).