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Wolfster 24 Dec, 2018 @ 1:39pm 
Have a very merry Christmas and a superb new year! May 2019 be prosperous for you! :D :2015holly:
Dinoicy 6 Oct, 2018 @ 4:38am 
-rep post this under your gay friends comments, show the love to your gay friends ++
Dan 16 Sep, 2018 @ 4:17pm 
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dan 2 17 Aug, 2018 @ 12:48pm 
-rep scratched my d i c c too hard
Meow Nyx 12 Feb, 2018 @ 1:57pm 
Are you never going to talk to me again ;-;
Gagimir 29 Dec, 2017 @ 8:15am 
Good evening, Kasper,

I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 centimeters is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XXXS size;

3) Even if 3 centimetres is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Have a nice day. :)

The National Urology Society
TheSeriousSoul 26 Nov, 2017 @ 4:39pm 
*** Padder folds his arms
Meow Nyx 1 Aug, 2017 @ 1:51am 
+Rep One of my best friends, amazing person, and, kind of specific, but good at RP!
WhyPhy 3 Jul, 2017 @ 11:52pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Nelson 3 Jul, 2017 @ 10:16pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
WhyPhy 16 Mar, 2017 @ 12:55am 
Hello Kasper ,

My name is Jil, I am the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™.
We have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy.

Kind regards and see you soon!
Jil
worldprop 19 Nov, 2016 @ 8:15am 
Im Katie Wright from the Mystic HL2RP server, do you know whats happening to the server?
Kasper Cats 22 Jul, 2016 @ 4:20am 
Thanks bro XD
jeff 21 Jul, 2016 @ 11:40am 
-Rep ♥♥♥♥ :))
thedxmafia 31 May, 2016 @ 2:56pm 
Still made about Pearl Harbour?
Bingledoofinator 20 May, 2016 @ 1:43pm 
Yer mum
Kasper Cats 20 May, 2016 @ 8:52am 
Looking back at my profile. The ♥♥♥♥ happened
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Norden 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:17pm 
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Artivus 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:15pm 
The helmet rests on my dad's dresser. Looking at it makes me lick my lips.

I open the closet and shiver at the sight of the Vader costume.

I run my fingers along the hard buttons, the cape, the rubber groin cover. My ♥♥♥♥♥ clenches.

I wonder...

Falling to my knees, I bring my nose to the groin cover. The faint, musky smell makes my nipples harden and shoulders tense.
Artivus 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:15pm 
The loincloth skirt thingy's probably all cummy anyway.

So, I have no Leia costume, and the costume is the only thing that got Darth Vader to ♥♥♥♥ me in the first place. He said he would buy me one, but so far, no costume, and I don't want to ask about it.

Right now dad's at work and mom's out at the store (my big brother has classes and only comes home on the weekend), so I sneak into their room.
Artivus 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:14pm 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Darth Vader.

It's been three days since the convention.

Since I dropped my dad off at his car at the convention hall, he hasn't mentioned it again.

He doesn't act any differently toward me, which is good. I don't want that kind of relationship with my father.

I know the costume hangs in my parent's closet.

Dana has so far refused to lend me her Leia gold bikini outfit. She and her new boyfriend, Han Solo have been role playing practically all day, every day since the convention. His name turned out to be Jeff.




Norden 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:14pm 
HELLO CHAT. My NAME Sergei Copypastavich from Russia. You all steal my family name and violate copyright law 459.53 of ♥♥♥♥♥ Constituski. I sue all of you and me and Putin laugh and play in pile of twitch monies. As they say in amarica F*CK To YOU, Pay to me!!
Heartworker 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:14pm 
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Heartworker 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:13pm 
wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity s4s and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as *** and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme :D
Norden 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:12pm 
wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity s4s and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as *** and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme :D
Norden 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:11pm 
So my friend who was slightly retarded (75 IQ) couldnt play dota with me, cause dota requires a lot of logic and brain, i downloaded him CS:GO and after 2 weeks i see he became global elite, i just wana say THANK YOU VALVE, for creating games like cs:go for every kind of people out there, people who cant play mentally challenging games like dota 2, starcraft and others, thanks you valve once again.
Norden 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:11pm 
hi google it's me again do you have any more memes like rEALLY REALLY good memes that will make me side splitting laugh and it will make me feel like my organs are bursting but they realLLY ARENT PLOT TWIST HAHAHA so do you have any memes that will make me laugh that hard? last time i laughed that hard i was watching one of pewdiepie (how's it going bros) and he was playing happy wheels and ANYONE WHO PLAYS HAPPY WHEELS IS A YOUTUBE COPY BY THE WAY and he made a FUNNY joke and i was LAUGH FOR HOURS AHAHAHAAHA so i need memes that will make me laugh that hard again ok? thank you very much it means a lot to me and i'm glad you can supply me with memes like that ok byeeee!!!!!!!!!

Heartworker 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:10pm 
It's probably entirely biased in certain ways, however...
I make six figures a year. I pay 30% percent taxes and see nothing back whatsoever.
I live in a police state where I can easily be shot and killed with no repercussion towards the officer that killed someone that was unarmed.
My government is ruled by two party system that uses it power to become wealthy, and keep progressive parties out of the system completely.
My health and safety is far, far below the interests manifested in the corporate landscape. Capital above health, education, and reform.
I have no say whatsoever in the wars my county is involved in. I can protest (and potentially be assaulted and arrested), write letters, but nothing ever works. Manifest destiny takes precedence over all things in my county
Heartworker 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:10pm 
Bronze age religions still control what is supposedly a first world nation. Millions are spent on civil liberties issues, in a land supposedly made of the free.
My government tracks and watches my every move. If I disagree with our current system, foreign policy or war motives, I can be labeled a terrorist, and confined indefinitely, as well as tortured.
I am a citizen of the United States. I am not free.
Edit - crazy how fast I was put below threshold without an argument to contradict
Norden 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:09pm 
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trigger you? Were you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ triggered you little cry baby? ♥♥♥♥ off. Literally saying not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word to you and you're gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mute me because you have a problem with me just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking ♥♥♥♥ in all chat? Honestly go ♥♥♥♥ yourself to the highest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ caliber you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. So sick of little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opinion like you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sitting over there like, oh I'm some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem to you because I'm not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saying a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word to you. ♥♥♥♥ off. Call it what you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Hormonal? Kid you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullshitter. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullshitter. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. You ain't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing. You ain't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anyone. You ain't got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head who I am or what I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about. That I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ calling these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids tryhards, has your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ panties in a bunch for what? For what? For ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what kid?
Bingledoofinator 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:07pm 
Anthony loves the Tiger penis in his rectal cavity.
Artivus 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:03pm 
“I thought you didn’t make love. I thought you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard.” I swallow, my mouth suddenly dry.
He gives me a wicked grin, the effects of which travel all the way down there.
“I can make an exception, or maybe combine the two, we’ll see. I really want to make love to you. Please, come to bed with me. I want our arrangement to work, but you really need to have some idea what you’re getting yourself into. We can start your training tonight – with the basics. This doesn’t mean I’ve come over all hearts and flowers, it’s a means to an end, but one that I want, and hopefully you do too.” His gray gaze is intense.
I flush… oh my… wishes do come true.
“But I haven’t done all the things you require from your list of rules.” My voice is all breathy, hesitant.
Artivus 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:01pm 
“No, unless you want me to go,” I murmur. Oh no… I don’t want to leave.
“Of course not. I like having you here.” He frowns as he says this and then glances at his watch. “It’s late.” And he turns to look at me. “You’re biting your lip.” His voice is husky, and he’s eyeing me speculatively.
“Sorry.”
“Don’t apologize. It’s just that I want to bite it too, hard.”
I gasp… how can he say things like that to me and not expect me to be affected.
“Come,” he murmurs.”
“What?”
“We’re going to rectify the situation right now.”
“What do you mean? What situation?”
“Your situation. Ana, I’m going to make love to you, now.”
“Oh.” The floor has fallen away. I’m a situation. I’m holding my breath.
“That’s if you want to, I mean, I don’t want to push my luck.”
Artivus 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:00pm 
“And you’re seriously discussing what I want to do, when you have no experience.” His brows knit together. “How have you avoided sex? Tell me, please.”
I shrug.
“No one’s really, you know.” Come up to scratch, only you. And you turn out to be some kind of monster. “Why are you so angry with me?” I whisper.
“I’m not angry with you, I’m angry with myself. I just assumed… ” He sighs. He regards me shrewdly and then shakes his head. “Do you want to go?” he asks, his voice gentle.
Artivus 14 Mar, 2016 @ 2:00pm 
“Well, you know a lot more about me now,” he snaps, his mouth presses into a hard line. “I knew you were inexperienced, but a virgin!” He says it like it’s a really dirty word. “Hell, Ana, I just showed you,” he groans. “May God forgive me. Have you ever been kissed, apart from by me?”
“Of course I have.” I try my best to look affronted. Okay… maybe twice.
“And a nice young man hasn’t swept you off your feet? I just don’t understand. You’re twenty-one, nearly twenty-two. You’re beautiful.” He runs his hand through his hair again.
Beautiful. I flush with pleasure. Christian Grey thinks I’m beautiful. I knot my fingers together, staring at them hard, trying to conceal my goofy grin. Perhaps he’s near-sighted, my subconscious has reared her somnambulant head. Where was she when I needed her?
“And you’re seriously discussing what I want to do, when you have no experience.” His brows