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16 of 44 (36%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2018 @ 7:06am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2018 @ 7:07am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2018 @ 7:07am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:59pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:13pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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