unfortunate host of Steamed Hams but it's a steam comment chain.
Welcome to my personal hell---how can i torture you today.
(inallseriousnessi'madecentpersonbutisufferfromconfidenceissuessoihopeyoumindthat.)

I might not be what you'd call the happiest person in existence, but i'm cool enough to recognize, joke about and get help with my issues. I'm extremely creative (when i want to be) and try to be a good friend (if i dont think i'm bothering you by being there, yes i'm that bad sometimes.) so I hope you give me a chance.