A long time ago In a distant fairy land
There was a man known far and wide
he was known to eat any meat
Human , chicken, horse, and bovine

On the big day of his largest feast yet
He rolled himself into a ball and
Oh what a feat!
He's one with the meat!
He's the world's only
Meatball Man

Although he was one with his many meats
He still craved for yet more
He scoured the land for all the meats
he could roll up in and engorge
The poor people saw him in his might
took him in as their own god. Now
Blood will be paid
Sacrifices made
To the only
MEATBALL MAAAAN!