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venture capitalist to suck your eyeballs out.
-- Peter Kennedy, chairman of Kraft & Kennedy.
🤤
Windle shook his head sadly. Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
(Reaper Man)
🤣
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
😱
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North
Carolina.
🤒
He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now.
-- Steven Wright
🤔
It's not whether you win or lose but how you played the game.
-- Grantland Rice
😩
Michelle: You should be chief.
Fry: What do I need, ulcers?
🙄
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *____that ___had __to ____mean _________s