Crews I have joined and been a member of through the years:


Girl asks me for a pen in class, fall in love instantly crew.
Girl brushes off me while walking, go home and imagine life together crew.
Get bullied by little brother and his friends crew.
Order Pizza, too afraid to answer the door crew.
House phone rings, too scared to answer crew.
Paid a hooker to hug me crew.
Call customer support just to hear a women's voice crew.
Tried going gay because i couldn't get girls crew.
Couldn't get guys either crew.
I will be the only person to attend my funeral crew.