Effects of playing DotA 2 include:
-Hatred of other humans
-Lack of trust in others
-Carpal Tunnel
-Improved hand eye coordination
-A large ego
-Weight gain
-Weight loss
-Confidence
-Despression
-Extreme Racism
-EXTREME RACISM
-Increased strategic thinking capabilities
-Mushy-brain syndrome
-Subconsciously learning a new language
-Subconsciously learning to hate the culture of said language
-Literally every ailment that is not a transmitable disease

9/10 Doctors accepted this game on their recommendation list, but the tenth was afk