hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

I'm not gonna lie.
□ i liked you once.
□ i like you.
□ i kissed you before.
□ i think you're cute.
□ you're pretty.
□ you're beautiful.
□ we should hang out.
□ we're best friends.
□ i miss you!!!
□ i'd date you.
□ i'd kiss you.
□ i'd bang you.
□ we should talk more.
□ text me.
□ stop being a stranger.
■ What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.
□ i don't really know you