My Soldier Pyro boyfriend <3

We are all God’s children and he left us in a hot car
If your chocolate is melting, then just wait for it to harden idiot!!!!!!
"Everything is deductible”
"Compromise his virginity!" -college person
Don't be afraid to daydream
Sometimes you're ♥♥♥♥ and other times you eat ♥♥♥♥
If I'm holding my penis it just means I'm scared
When you doubt the power of the lord the autism will become awesome
My man just dabbed on Anorexia
The only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning
I am an octopus, but only on Wednesdays
"Big deal" - my therapist
Riddick's first name is Richard, making his name ♥♥♥♥ Riddick
I wonder if someone can fully disintegrate in cream soda
My vision is augmented
Laws are just suggestions, bro
Try the new Jumbo Breakfast Platter for $2.99 only at Jack in the Box
What if I was a girl
Why do I hear fire
The demons won't stop calling my name
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I can't have daddy issues if I don't have a dad *gunshots*
Like my driving? Call (202)-456-1111
We will only achieve freedom when we take it from others
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I wish dodgeball was legal again
Glory to the CCP
A sussy baka has entered the area