I know why you are here and Im going to answer your question, yes I do sexually identify as a crab. I am like any other person except its a bit harder to play csgo with claws. Sometimes I misclick and I tend to bottom frag a lot. I really enjoy dark places especially under rocks. There's just something about the dark that makes me happy. Dont mess with me or ill pinch ya. Also ♥♥♥♥ the lobsters. Just because theyre bigger and scarier than me doesnt mean theyre badder than me. I slay more then they do. Before I end this here are some facts about my fellow crustaceans.



- The largest fellow crab of mine is the Japanese Spider Crab which can span about 13 feet across. Im just a Ranina Ranina Crab.

-A horseshoe crab is not a crab! Theyre Merostomatas!

-Our species live everywhere in the ocean even in underwater volcanoes.

-Some of my biggest predators are jellyfish, octupus, turtles, and birds.

-I communicate by flapping my pincers and druming my claws.

Thanks for reading about us crabs! For my info feel freee to ask me :)

(You mess with the crab, you get the stabby stab)