Thing #2
rhymes with bing too
bing too can be used in the sentence
It has bing too
bing too
sounds like bing 2
almost as if....
they are making a second bing
bing
Trump said,
Bing bing bong bong.
he said 2 bings
and 2 bongs
bong is what you use to inhale weed
2 bongs can be used for 2 people
The Columbine highschool massacre included 2 people
2 bongs= 2 school shooters
Which happen to be named
Eric and Dylan
Dylan
Dylan rhymes with Mcfillin
Mcfillin is sometimes used as a weird sex joke as in "im gonna fill you up"
Eric rhymes with Top ferret
Top ferret means to p bird
I like pigeons
which makes it the Top Bird
Top bird rhymes with Top kek
kek is lol but in waw language
but also in lol
lol stands for League of Legends
And lol also stands for Laugh out Loud
When you Laugh out Loud you may cry tears of joy
tears
sounds like tear
as in tear here
tear
has 4 letters
the 4th letter of the alphabet is d
d as in The D
you give a girl the D
girl has four letters
so does tear
4+4 is 8
the 8 letter of the alpahbet is H
H with is used in landing pads
to show Helicopters to land there
helicopters has 11 letters
Thing #1: 11 is basically 1+1
Thing #1: 1+1=2
we have 2 eyes
eyes has 4 letter
s
forgot the s in letters......
wait
letters
has 7 letters
7 is usually a lucky number
like in the sentence
Lucky Number 7
there was a shirt with a number 7.....
In Nba
the number 7 was used in the Kings (or somthing idk)
Kings has 5 letters
5 looks like a s
s is used for snakes
like sssssssss
snakes has 6 letters
6 is the number of the devil
666
666 is 6+6+6
6+6+6 is 18
18
is the age when you are allowed to drink alcohol legally
alcohol has 7 letters
lucky number 7
Is alcohol a lucky drink?
no
Seven Up is
Seven up is 7 but up
above 7 is 8
8 looks like a infinite symbol
infinite is forever
forever is forever
almost like the illuminati
they will never end
no matter what
their symbol is a triangle with a eye in it
eye has 3 letters
and a triangle has 3 sides
Thing #2 has 5 letters and 2 numericals
5+2 is 7
Lucky number 7
a eye has 3 letters and a triangle has 3 sides
3+3=6
7-6=1
the 2 in thing is important
2+1
=
3
A triangle has 3 sides
Thing #2 Is illuminati confirmed








Jesus this was a waste of my time
JESUS: I know.
wtf