Vassago Rain
Vass   Sweden
 
 
:dp: :FistGNZ: I hate fun, videogames, paying for things, DRM services, large corporations, americans, console ports, modern fighting games, MOBAs, modern warfare shooters, and kids.

If you, or a person near you, should manage to drink 1 liter 68% absinthe, act quick. 3 hard boiled eggs, 2 red bull,1200 mg kalium, and 2 liters of water administered within 45 minutes can save you a hospital visit.

That's why I thought it'd be a great idea to sign up for steam, so I can play modern classics such as street fighter 4, dating-sims, and discuss terrible F2P robot MOBAs that are of claimed AAA quality.

I ritually replay crysis 2 and 3 once a week, every saturday, starting at 8 pm, and finishing at 3 am on sunday. You must not question this ritual.

Apparently, since this was written some 7 or 8 years ago, people started actually taking my reviews seriously, using them to gauge if games are good or bad, and following my forum adventures across steam. While that's pretty neat, what's even neater is that all the trash robot games and modern fighting games (2011-late 2012) I mocked are now dead, and only one of the shovelware companies that used to make them remains in business. Narrated by Adam Jensen.

I was watching Jiyuna back when he was the 'scoops' and 'AYE!' man. ♥♥♥♥ off back to reddit, kids.

My life is over.
I will be dead in your lifetime.
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Deus ex is overrated.
Crysis 2 is better than the original.
The half-life 2 series was always trash. The only reason you think the games were good is because you were 12 when you first played them.
AMD is never an option.

My sign is :dp::FistGNZ:, and you're just a scrub learning to crawl.
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READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS! BMS Classic - Chapter Collection: <to be added> What is BMS Classic? BMS Classic started out as a simple mod aiming to undo some of the changes brought to Black Mesa in 1.0 and 1.5, such as unnecessary railroad
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Gasp 14 Feb @ 9:41am 
of all time
Vassago Rain 14 Feb @ 8:54am 
2027 will be THE year.
Gasp 26 Jan @ 9:24am 
I already ruined 2025, 2026 will be my year
Vassago Rain 2 Jan @ 1:22pm 
Let's see if 2025 is a good year.
FlaFsteR 1 Jan @ 11:19am 
+rep
Amazing modmaker <3
Green Gamer 412th 6 Nov, 2024 @ 1:02pm 
Hope your doing well vassago. :)