Hello there friend I don't know if you know me but I certainly know you. Did you know that me and your Mom used to do it back in the day? Crazy, right? Me and your Mom used to get in bed and take off our shirts and shoes until she could see my big 16 incher hawg and I could see her coin slot and her two big juicy twinsies. She'd always whisper the most erotic things in my ear and I always got to feel her thick moist tiddies.She asked me what I would do to her if she was drunk and I relied and said,b itch, if you were drunk,I would f ucking r4pe you! Then we started in our little game of tussle and whoever could suck on the other first got a free taste of the other ones milk.I loved her milk.It tasted like a sweet milky glaze mixed with a nice crisp breeze from Heaven.God those were such good times.Your Mom was always one Hell of a sucker.Boy those were the days. Eventually I got arrested for drunk driving and couldn't f uck your mother no more but DAMN will I never forget those days!

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