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OK, you may be thinking that I’m just being crazy. But, here are some reasons why the cow is the most powerful being on the universe.
He can easily jump to the moon and back which would be easily over 1200 miles. Then, he would spend over a week up there. When he comes down from the moon he would go faster and faster, then when he gets back into the earth’s atmosphere, it would be about 700+ MPH, but when he hits the ground he isn’t harmed at all and he doesn’t even flinch when he hits the bottom! so, if the earth exploded, the cow could just jump to the moon in the laugh at us pety humans.
I fap to busses, you know.
When I see a public bus I can't stop my boner, seriously, I always have my camera so I can take some chassi or dashboard shots.
I have a huge folder of different models,organized by manufacter and engine, if they are used on city or rural areas, if they're South American or British, Marcopolo or Irizar, etc.
I have this fetish since 12, when I started looking them on a "different" way.
For me they're all precious works of engineering and art, and the sound of those powerful engines are like some porn star moans for me.
I hope that you understand me, because I have been rejected and bullied because of this.
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like no scars or anything, Just flat skin
and then once You leave Your room you find out your Dad died last night
and then several days later, You find out that for your entire life your Dad had been sneaking into Your room while You slept
and sucking on Your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because You were born without them
not for any sexual reason, Just so You would fit in.