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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 5:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 1:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:51am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:43am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:10am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 10:58am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 8:25am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 12:03am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 11:56am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 8:25am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:33am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 1:02am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:56am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 11:59am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 10:59am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:59am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:51am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:53am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 12:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:53am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 1:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:02am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:36am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:45am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:22am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 11:56am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:21am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:56am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:30am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:16am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:47am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:59am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:40am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:38am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 10:04am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:27am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:04am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:59am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:04am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:31pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:36am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:02am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:51am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 6:42am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 2:30pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:46am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:54am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:46am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 5:33am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:46am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:51pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:51am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:51am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:40pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:24am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 9:40am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 3:47am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 9:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 5:59am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:00am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:54am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:46am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:31am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:30pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:26am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:40pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:51am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 3:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:00am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:22am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:04am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:44am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 10:51am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:53am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 7:02am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 8:00am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 12:20am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:28am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:23am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:34pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:45am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:14am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 10:42am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:42am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:30am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:26am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 9:17am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 2:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:45am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:04am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:08pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:25am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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