Recent reviews by Oswuld Leofric Vivadirr

Not like other farming games you spend the best part of an hour fixing your farm and then left with no idea what to do next. the controls for buying items is just plain stupid should be able to type in how much you want rather than a slide bar game is okay just gets a little boring

I've tried my best to try and like this game even put in the time to play it so i can at least get some experience with the game so i can base it off of anything but the boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ storyline that nearly made me go nun nights. I have to say out of all the games ive played and given up and come back to this one is the only one i still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate with a passion. Its almost like the devs dont like money that or they seriously dont have brain cells to rub together between them. Must be why they made it in unity

They are better games out they than this and this sadly comes with way to much of a price tag for it quality of gaming. 15 quid for this pile of wet wipes. go steam store and find planet crafters hell even eden crafters is better than this and that's free to dam play and been out a matter of weeks.

Let me put this how it should be said and that's me being blunt. Playing this game is like telling a red neck not to sleep with his sister. hes knows its wrong but hes still gonna do it anyway. like going to a night club and bringing a girl home to find out shes really a dude.

Sorry dev's but your forced my review maybe next time stick some time to playing games of this genre and maybe putting some effort into making a game that's worth more than just being thrown in the bin oh and maybe put the price down to 5 quid and it might just be worth it

when i played this the first time i hated it and got it refunded and then i dont know why brought it again and im glad i did. this game has had me sat hammering ships more than i do a chubby woman on her back lol and i love chubby woman......got be had got to be done this game is good the first isnt brilliant but is an okay game for what it is.

Cheers devs for another good game

So this is a cross between a very ♥♥♥♥ payday 2 and a very good payday 3........would i recommend it yes its okay but the other reviews dont really give you much to go on

with out a doubt one very addictive game i love these sorts of games and this one is a little gem my kids found it on youtube from one of the people they follow and suggested it to me. had to be done and im hooked looking forward to more updates would highly recommend as a chilled game

how on earth did this get so many good reviews im 5 minutes in and i hate it and not for the reasons behind the negative reviews. But how can 8'500 reviews get ignored for so long one of the main concept of a game is the ability to save it. yet they is a bug that deletes your save game and yet the devs havent bothered to try and fix it. bad form i would personally avoid this game and find better games i would suggest planet crafters at least that game has some form of base and survival concept to it. this pile of wet wipes on the other hand is just shocking you just swim and find loot then build a wank base

I have to say this is by far one of the best games of its type i have played its very addictive and alot of fun and even without the mini map. build a base mine and hunt for goodies to progress your base. what more do you want

hell yes this is what ive been wanting all my time ive played this game mini machines is great.

miini drill, digger, wash plant and front end loader.

brilliant little add on to the game and should of been in it a long time ago and they dont break the bank at the start of the game either. no longer have to hog pan your life away. do not understand why so many sad acts have knocked the devs for this one. dont listen to them listen to me if you hate hogging it all dam day this is for you. okay so they not perfect, they dont move properly but if your not a complete wet blanket all your life. you can deal with it or be like them and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cry about it.

dev's thank you for giving me the will to bloody live again.....8/10

If only the Developers had half a brain cell to rub together this DLC would of been brilliant.

1 - designed bridges that only a midget could cross. okay if your name is tyrion ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lannister.

2 - massive trucks to big to cross bridges without being a pro trucker.

3 - big drills that need a crane to lower them into that is a complete prick to control.

4 - why the ♥♥♥♥ we needed big drills and harvesters for i do not know. the little ones where fine we can easily control where the hell we want them.

5 - no need for snow so why the hell did you put it they an empty plot would suit and a snow machine for everything else.

6 - lava pipes in snow yeah coz like that snow isnt going to melt come on.

7 - stupid large ice chunks that again we have to transport on the back of a big truck that drives worser than my misses on a good day of the week. then transport it to a small patch on the ground with ♥♥♥♥ all room to move. i mean to get more space in my bed at night and i share it with a dog and my misses whos take up more space than shamu.

8 - if you didnt know what a shamu is its a whale in florida in a big ♥♥♥♥ off tank of water.

9 - no my misses isnt a whale, but she is shaped like a duck and she even has stupidly little legs like one. lol hench why her nickname is chicken coz you know chickens get stuffed lol that and shes easy to roast

10 - good bits about the DLC ive yet to see one any chance you could let me know when you find one.

11 - tiny little plots of land which make me giggle, why did you make bigger drills for these tiny plots of land. which proves my first statement at the top, dumb arses.

12 - base environment has some really good plot sizes and yet the DLC has tiny ones. even thou you now have 2 sets of pipes to plumb in. again i refer you back to my first statement.

Yes mate this is the ♥♥♥♥♥ of games one of the best ones i've played ever yet to play 2 or 3 but the first is simply the nuts. i highly recommend it but with a good guide on the game behind you to make sure you cover everything properly