Legends say the Bayou itself fears his presence. He doesn’t hunt bounties—he summons chaos, turning every match into a whirlwind of bullets, fire, and terrible life choices. Horses scream, barrels explode, and somehow, every boss enrages at once. And if by some miracle he survives, he’ll stroll up to the last enemy squad, gun in one hand, bounty in the other, and say, ‘Let’s make a deal’—right before shooting them in the face!

+rep thanks homie!

+rep jacked and cracked

juan for all and all for juan

the one and only

*turkey sounds*